Czy jesteś Polakiem?
Tekst ze Stanów, pisownia oryginala :).
You May Be Polish If...
- THE ORIGINAL LIST -
1. You or someone in your family owns a Nissan Maxima with a PL
sticker proudly displayed on the back windshield and/or a custom-made
European license plate in the front (most likely with your name
written on it)
2. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives
3. You sing the same song - "100 lat" - on every occasion (weddings,
birthdays, baby showers)
4. You watch soccer
5. You know very well Pope John Paul II was Polish and his name was
Karol, not Carol
6. You go to Midnight Mass every Christmas Eve and keep your Christmas
tree up till February
7. You drink your wodka straight
8. You listen to techno
9. You don't feel the need to add an "s" to "pierogi" because you know
the word is already plural and it annoys you when others do. However,
you still add "y" to already plural english words... "chipsy",
"dzinsy"
10. You are convinced your pets only understand Polish
11. You are forced to listen to Disco Polo by your parents
12. You can spot Polish people like Asians can spot each other
13. When others find out you're Polish, they tell you about every
Polish person they've ever known, which is most likely followed by
them mispronouncing common phrases such as "czesc" or "dziekuje"
14. Your name always gets slaughtered on the first day of school
15. The thought of eating cow stomach (flaki) doesn't gross you out
16. When you're at a stranger's house, you expect their trashcan to be
under the sink
17. Every window in your house must have "firanki", even in the bathroom
18. Once in a while, you do a big "przemeblowanie" at home
19. You always take off your shoes as soon as you step into someone
else's house (even if the owner of the house insists you don't have
to)
20. You celebrate your birthday AND your nameday (imieniny)
21. You were extremely surprised to learn that American weddings last
hours, not days
22. When you hurt yourself, you don't say "Ouch", you say, "Awwa"
23. you ever played "na trzepaku" or "w gume"
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
POLISH FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
POLISH FRIENDS: Call your parents aunt and uncle.
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
POLISH FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked
up...but that shit was fun!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
POLISH FRIENDS: Cry with you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
POLISH FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
POLISH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
POLISH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
POLISH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
POLISH FRIENDS: Are for life.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
POLISH FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
POLISH FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
POLISH FRIENDS: Will pass it on
*zaden madafaka nie podskoczy do polaka*
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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//(,") ('_') (",)\ (",)\
zajefajne 🙂 👿 :whistle: :side: przeczytalem do konca co mi sie niezbyt czesto zdarza B) 😉
Arnold napisał:
7. You drink your wodka straight
8. You listen to techno
/.../
11. You are forced to listen to Disco Polo by your parents
12. You can spot Polish people like Asians can spot each other/.../
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
POLISH FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked
up...but that shit was fun!"WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
POLISH FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours./.../
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
POLISH FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
o fak 😀
umarłam : D
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